WE RATZ ARE HAPPY RATZ
THESE WHISKERED FUCKERS HAVE WITNESSED NOAH EATING HALF THE ANIMALS ON HIS ARK. THEY HAVE SEEN MOSES THROWING AWAY THE THIRD TABLET. THEY HAVE STICKED AROUND FOR APOCALYPSES AND RENAISSANCES. THEY ALMOST WIPED-OUT HUMANITY JUST FOR THE FUCKS OF IT. THE DEGENERATZ DON’T GET STRESSED OR HAVE PANICK ATTACKS, THEY USUALLY CAUSE THEM. THEY DREAM IN LAYERS, JUST LIKE INCEPTION. IT IS WELL KNOWN IN THE DEGENERATZ WORLD THAT CRISTOPHER NOLAN IS A DEGENERAT. REPTILIENS FEAR THEM. THE DEGENERATZ ARE SOCIAL ANIMALS AND NEED OTHER RATZ TO HAVE FUN. THEY LIKE TO DRINK, GET HIGH ON CHEESE AND FUCK. A GROUP OF RATZ IS CALLED A MISCHIEF. THEY LAUGH WHEN THEY ARE TICKLED. BUT BEWARE, THE DEGENERATZ CAN GIVE RABIES TO ENTITLED LITTLE CUNTS. THEY DON’T OWE YOU ANYTHING AND YOU SHOULD ONLY JOIN THEIR CLUB IF YOU FREE YOURSELF OF ANY MORAL CONSTRUCT AND ARE READY TO FUCK AT ALL TIMES.
WHAT IS THIS ABOMINATION?
OUR GUESS IS THAT DEGENERATZ IS A COLLECTION OF ONE THOUSAND UNAPOLOGETIC GENERATIVE NFTS THAT HAVE BEEN AWARDED TO THE FIRST SETTLERS OF CATAN DISCORD OF THE AIRO NETWORK. THEY KNOW WHAT THIS IS ABOUT. YOU CAN GO AND ASK IF YOU CAN JOIN THEIR CLUB, THEY MIGHT HAVE ONE OR TWO EXTRA DEGENERATZ FUCKING ABOUT.
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YOU HAVE JUST SCROLLED OVER AN ASSORTMENT OF TWO GRAYSCALE PICTURES, A PHOTO OF A DEGENERAT AND ONE OF E. T. THE EXTRA-TERESTRIAL DIRECTED BY STEVEN SPIELBERG AND FEATURING HENRY THOMAS, DREW BARRYMORE AND PETER COYOTE. IS THE RESEMBLANCE UNCANNY? NO ONE FUCKING KNOWS.
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